Thursday, June 9, 2016

Compendium Absurdum (6/9/2016)

Compendium Absurdum (6/9/2016)

  • Band/themed cruises: Everything is absurd and life is meaningless.

  • Live music (in general): The tedium of convincing yourself that it's all worth it.

  • Bank-sponsored concert presales

  • Elderly metal

  • Middle aged metal

  • Weird Cirque du Soleil-esque (and probably publically funded?) satantic rituals to dedicate a bridge

  • Old lady memes taped to the walls of secretaries and phlebotomists: This happens a lot.

  • Theological myopia

  • Two-party sorting: You are Slytherin because Slytherin exists. Even Hogwarts had more options than we do.

    • Seasonal activism

    • Election-related atavism

    • The early history of man and what it would be like to be eye to eye with a Hobbit-like anthropoid: I can't comprehend what would it feel like to look at a prehistoric ancestor that would fill in the gaps between and ape and us, but I think it would make me light-headed.

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