Compendium Absurdum (6/9/2016)
- Band/themed cruises: Everything is absurd and life is meaningless.
- Live music (in general): The tedium of convincing yourself that it's all worth it.
- Bank-sponsored concert presales
- Elderly metal
- Middle aged metal
- Weird Cirque du Soleil-esque (and probably publically funded?) satantic rituals to dedicate a bridge
- Old lady memes taped to the walls of secretaries and phlebotomists: This happens a lot.
- Theological myopia
- Two-party sorting: You are Slytherin because Slytherin exists. Even Hogwarts had more options than we do.
- Seasonal activism
- Election-related atavism
- The early history of man and what it would be like to be eye to eye with a Hobbit-like anthropoid: I can't comprehend what would it feel like to look at a prehistoric ancestor that would fill in the gaps between and ape and us, but I think it would make me light-headed.
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